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Repeated Dope Slaps

Let's face it.  You get some dumb ideas into your head and the only way to get them knocked out of there is with firm and repeated dope slaps.  You're Curly, we're Moe.  Pick two fingers, then take your medicine.

Extreme Sarcasm

The silly things you do and the nutty things you say will certainly lead you to trouble if you don't have someone astute to trim back your confidence.  We've been talking about you and are glad to embarrass you in front of others.  We find extreme sarcasm works best.

Withering Ridicule

You blithering idiot.  People probably don't understand just how ridiculous your poor excuse for a life is.  You need someone to illucidate.   Preferably in front of of your peers.   Just remember, we're not the ones making you look ridiculous in front of others. You are.  We simply provide the service of pointing that out.

 

 

 

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