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- Repeated Dope Slaps
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Let's face it. You get some dumb ideas into your head and the only way to get them knocked out of there is with
firm and repeated dope slaps. You're Curly, we're Moe.
Pick two fingers, then take your medicine.
- Extreme Sarcasm
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The silly things you do and the nutty things you say will
certainly lead you to trouble if you don't have someone astute to trim
back your confidence. We've been talking about you and are glad
to embarrass you in front of others. We find extreme sarcasm
works best.
- Withering Ridicule
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You blithering idiot. People probably don't understand
just how ridiculous your poor excuse for a life is. You need
someone to illucidate. Preferably in front of of your
peers. Just remember, we're not the ones making you look
ridiculous in front of others. You are. We simply provide the
service of pointing that out.
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